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rynndicuffs:

rynndicuffs:

rynndicuffs:

i dropped my twizzler into the bottle of dr. pepper

i’ve been sitting here in the kitchen crying and singing “hoW DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE” for the past five minutes

my parents have chosen to shake their heads and walk away

what did i do to deserve this

dad came back in and offered me a cocktail fork

i declined

this was a mission for me and me alone

i don’t need your charity, father

…i took the fork

the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one

Rynn oh my god


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