4rzu:
look at these fucking beautiful specimen of dog canine dog they are obviously the prettiest and the best
excuse you
listen here asshole lets just have a look at the real winners
yeah i know what youre thinking “ok theyre pretty fucking cute but what el-“
BIG MISTAKE, ASSWIPE
THIS ISNT WHEN THEY GROW UP, THIS IS JUST ONE KIND OF THESE SUPERIOR DOGS. THERES FOUR FUCKING KINDS, BECAUSE THEY COULDNT JUST MAKE ONE FOR SUCH A GREAT BREED.
LET ME LIST THEM THE FUCK OFF
- TEACUP SCHNAUZER
- MINIATURE SCHNAUZER
- STANDARD SCHNAUZER
- GIANT SCHNAUZER
GOT THAT?
GOOD.
HES JUST IN THE FUCKING PASSENGERS SEAT, SCHNAUZERS DONT GIVE A FUCK.
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL OF THESE SCHNAUZERS
LOOK THIS ONE IS JUST LICKING THE MAN’S FACE BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU
