>Wake up at 3pm
>Feel like complete shit
>Raining outside
>Literally only one solution
>Jumps out window
>Sets fire to the rain
>Shits on neighbor’s lawn
>Proceed to start revolution
>Revolution fails miserably
>Become underground ninja
>Too out of shape to actually accomplish anything
>Goes and buys a hoagie
>The lettuce is bad
>Blacks out in sewer
>Cries self to sleep
>Pisses self
>Murdered by drugged up homeless transvestites
>goodnight sweet prince
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