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sometimes I have ideas

sometimes I have ideas

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but really though

but really though

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hah

hah

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I thought your favorite color was Vriska, as well as your favorite flavor~

look I’m not saying it’s a total coincidence that my favorite color is cyan blue and that my favorite flavor of candy is blue raspberry, but…

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would you ever kiss your partners breasts (if they were a girl)

yeah man shit I love doing that

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You and Rynn are in a room. There is a Bed and she begins to take her clothes...

WHOA THERE ANON THAT’S A BIT TOO FASTWe haven’t even really gone out on a real date yet I mean come on yo

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guilty pleasure music

this song

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If you could only choose to do one for the rest of your life, would you...

what if she wants to cuddle my dick with her vagina

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If the power of being able to shoot lasers out of your dick was offered to...

jesus christ

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What's a good way to fall asleep? Other than masturbating I mean. I do my...

jerk it anyway

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Would you "do" a doritos taco from taco Bell? I'm talking about cold,...

god no I hate those things

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Hi! I was wondering if it would be ok to animate a lip synch to one of your...

Hit me up off anon and I’ll shoot you a file or two!

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Hey, it's the guy you told to jerk it. I'm tired and I don't feel like...

stimulate your anus with a pillowcaseIf you’ve got a phone with internet on it, I’d suggest looking up some ASMR vids on youtube. Those usually put me right to sleep!

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what kind of music do you listen to

I’mallovertheplace,nigga

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How many women have you slept with? Be honest now.

two

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Have you cried to any movie/song/anime/video game before?

yeah sure here’s a list of things that I’ve cried tears to:Cats In The CradleLike every episode of Zeta Gundam real talkFinal Fantasy XDjango Unchained (“Auf Wiedersehen…”)Mega Man X5

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I’m really happy

I’m really happy

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dear dumbass co worker No, I’m not a huge fan of you throwing your...

dear dumbass co workerNo, I’m not a huge fan of you throwing your shift on to me because your sick (which I’m calling bullshit on right now because you certainly don’t sound sick), especially since...

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oh my GOD i'm going through the same thing. this guy at work only showed up...

Like I don’t have a problem covering hours, honestly. I have a problem with this being a common theme among some people I work with. Not to mention the fact that she’s only worked at our store for...

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